Ai Wantses Itt!

I wish I'd turned on my camera sooner. I wish I'd had more lights on. But for your viewing pleasure, may I present Huw and the Wadded-Up Shopping List.



He heard it land in the wastebasket, ran over, fished and fished and fished, and at last, success!!

Hhahahahahahahahahhaaaa!!!

Nip Head

Last night I was out for a few hours, never imagining I'd come home to--

THIS!!
Oh, Huw! The shame! The agony!

My little stripey cat had overdosed on--

NIP!!!

He'd obviously been rolling in it, luxuriating in it, till he could roll and luxuriate no more!

Oh! Oh! What a sad and dreadful sight! Huw, how could you?!

While I-- I brought it into the house! I never dreamed--!

(Well, I guess it was a good time to change the bed quilt anyway . . . )

Happy Family

When I get up in the morning there's generally a pet convention in the upstairs hall. Llewellyn and Rhadwen leave the bedroom with me and Gwenith and Huw descend or ascend from wherever they've taken up their sleeping quarters.

But I rarely have all four of them there at once.

Yesterday morning, I did. And get out the Victorian greeting cards with the cherubs and the posies, put "Home, Sweet Home" on the Victrolia, and spout whatever sentimental nonsense you might like about Happy Families.

Bekuz it wuz da kyooot!!

Nine-year-old Rhadwen was likliklikking Huw's stripey little head. Fuzzy Gwenith was stropping herself against Llewellyn the goggie and trying to groom his ears.

Are these kids socialized or what?

No, no pictures of this tender domestic scene. I don't sleep with the digital camera, nor yet take it to the loo with me.

But here's what I have from an earlier date . . .

In Case Anyone Was Wondering . . .

. . . The scent of the pet shampoo has worn off sufficiently, and Rhadwen is back to grooming herself. To prove it, may I present this in evidence:

(Oh, if my calico kitteh were human, I'd be in so much trouble! Lolcat captions welcome!!)

I Maeded U a Lolcat Pikshur. Oar 2

An Ai hoeps teh sis-Tim haz nawt eated it.


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O. it jus eatid sum uv mah pikshur. O wear o were did it goe??


Heer iz an udder.



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It got eated sumwhut 2. O wels!!

Popular Culture

My friend Ruth* in Kansas City has sent me a Valentine's card, one of those computer-chipped musical ones.

It's a very big hit around the House of the Flying Furballs. As you may see:

Obviously, my kittehs and goggie really Love Lucy!

Hed Esploshun!

I saw this
on icanhascheezburger. It reminds me so much of Gwenith, that whenever I look at her I--

Oops!! Get teh mop! Hed esplodid agin!

So True! So True!

I received this the other day via email from my friend Ruth*. She got it from our mutual friend Ieuan*. I don't know where he got it, but if anyone knows who the artist/animator is, I will gladly and appreciatively revise this post to credit him or her.

"For anyone who has ever owned a cat . . . "

Gwenith Is Computer Literate!

Tonight, Gwenith, my four-month-old girl kitten, discovered the computer.

And the cursor, and the fun way the picture scrolls up and down, and (oh, joy!) the funny cats on YouTube!

What she can't figure out is, why does the funny cat jump around here, but she hears it meowing over there?