"Curses, Foiled Again!"

When I go to the PetsMart, I always visit the kittehs up for adoption.

Pure self-indulgence on my part, since I have enough to take care of with my three and couldn't seriously entertain the idea of acquiring another cat.

Still, I look. And today I saw the strangest thing. In one kennel was a floofy black cat with streaks of brown in his fur. The tag on the clipboard on the outside was turned around and on it in big letters was written:

DO

NOT

ADOPT

OUT!

Hmm . . . Black kitteh called "Soot" . . . Dire warning on the cage label . . . could PetsMart have apprehended a minion of . . .

Basement Cat????

Asking for It, Part 1

Huw is nothing if not adventurous. He's first in every clean litter box, he's tried out the piano--repeatedly--, and he stands on his hind legs at the back door, gazing longingly into the garden he's not allowed to go into.

Couple nights ago, I had drawn my bath after a hot day working outside. I was still at the sink, brushing my teeth or something, when Huw stalked in, eager to see what was going on. He stood up and leaned over the edge of the tub. And stared.

Watter. Tihs iz teh fass-- fassin-- neet!

A paw went in. Splash! Again. Splash.

I kept doing what I was doing. Behind my back, my brown tabby was apparently thinking:

Ai haz a thurstee. Awl tish watter-- want!

Splash!!!

I turned--to see his front paws in the water in the tub and his haunches just barely, precariously, gripping the rim!

O noes! Do nawt want!

I reached in for the rescue, but too late! Huw was in the drink and going for a brief and unwanted swim.

Ai mint tuh doo taht, he says as he licked himself dry thereafter. Mah poyz, let me show u it.

Scenes from a Convalescence

I Maeded U a Lolcat Pikshur. Oar 2

An Ai hoeps teh sis-Tim haz nawt eated it.


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O. it jus eatid sum uv mah pikshur. O wear o were did it goe??


Heer iz an udder.



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It got eated sumwhut 2. O wels!!

Hed Esploshun!

I saw this
on icanhascheezburger. It reminds me so much of Gwenith, that whenever I look at her I--

Oops!! Get teh mop! Hed esplodid agin!